ryanroasts:

if u dont think i’d do some fucked up shit for concert tickets then u are dead wrong 

(via humorking)

Me: I won't get jealous
Me: Who's this fucking whore

mstoph:

my milkshakes bring all the boys are the yard and they’re like “your friend is hot”

(via pizza)

v

(via thisisnotryanross)

send me “if i was dating you” descriptions

(via humorking)

v

miketooch:

Future-me as a parent

(via small-townboy)

impaire:

It’s 1am and I have no desire to sleep or stay awake. 

(via parkingstrange)

skypestripper:

u can tell a lot about a person by their background on their phones

(via small-townboy)

When you can’t find anything sharp enough to cut yourself with…
v

The Things You Let Me Keep (2014)

(via proctalgia)

if you’re reading this we’re now in a relationship love you babe

(via orgasm)

"I’m good at being invisible"
(via ramblings-of-a-dreamer)

(via emo-what-is-that-an-eskimo)

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